“God, I must look so cool to her. Like Pete Doherty or Bukowski. Yeah, that’s right, honey. I’m a street-fighting man. God, she’s probably getting wet just looking at me. HOLD YOUR HORSES, HONEY. I’VE GOT COUPONS FOR THE PRINGLES.”
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