hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
This is why I hate tumblr. Just because a band is OLD doesn’t mean it’s CLASSIC. In fact throughout time, cunts and only cunts have ever liked Queen. Look everyone agrees…!
We decided it would be funny to tape bubble wrap to my ass and beat it with a ruler til they popped……I’d say it’s time for bed lmao.
You do realize that this is genius, right?
My ex-bastard-sister-in-law once wrapped herself in bubble wrap and rolled herself down the stairs. Needless to say we were all high & it was amazing.
Ah bubble wrap! They were the days.
Quick budgeting lesson
- Write down your incomings
- Write down your outgoings
Yours truly - having a good dad week
Well it ain’t often I can say I have a ‘good’ week being father of 2 teenage girls. Generally I’m racked with guilt cos they grew up in a broken home, like I did – and like I swore I wouldn’t let happen…or I’m feeling shit because I haven’t got the means or connections to help them glide through life…or I’m having to say ‘no’ to some hair-brained scheme involving faked IDs and staying at ‘friends’ who’s name they’ve never even mentioned!
But this week I’m having a good dad week. Like, it was Polly’s birthday – so I took a gamble on some white Nike Air Force 1s (like dad wears) – and she loves them! Normally if I even attempt to begin to suggest I buy her something she’d have to wear, I’m told in strong terms, ‘don’t even…!’
And Izzy wanted J.Cole tickets for Thursday night in Leeds. Got her tickets – she’s taking a mate and I’m taking a mate (so we don’t have to interact) – but I can keep an eye on her at her first gig while checking out the gig.
• But why would I post about this? Well It’s literally never happened that I managed to get 2 things right for them at around the same time, so I’m in shock and enjoying this fleeting moment of being a good dad that I hads to enter in my blog.