Apple products are just like people – sometimes you’ll meet one you never want to leave you - and you treat them with all the love you have because you know it gives you good love back. You start to believe in em, they become a part of you, you’re inseparable.

And other times you just end up with a real cunt. won’t do a fucking thing you ask and it’s over in 3 months – and you swear that it’s the last time.

– contract entered into by two parties where the employer buys hour-long periods of the employee’s life from him at a pre-agreed rate. The employer may ask the employee to do whatever pointless tasks he wishes.

I can’t fucking believe that same-sex mariage is still a thing. Why shouldn’t gay people have the right to sit glaring at each other and not having sex for years? Why can’t one man lock another man out of their house and throw his shit out of the bedroom window onto the lawn for the neighbours to see?